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#61
ProfessorBrickkeeper

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EDIT:[00:19:46] McJobless: Jamesster is no longer just a guy with a deep voice.[00:19:53] McJobless: He is now a complete sex god.


McJobless: Jamesster = God
We have been in the presence of the one true God all this time.
THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.
Joe9412: Well if he was I wouldnt mind
jamie could be a cool god
McJobless: HIS RISE TO POWER, HIS MIRACLES, HIS UNENDING KNOWNLEDGE, HIS ABILITY TO STAY AWAKE FOR HOURS ON END
*kneels in front of laptop*
jamesster: well at least the idols have been mass produced and can be easily parted out on bricklink
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#62
McSpudz

[13:13:06] Stan McStudz: [12:56:17] Will Kirkby: there's like 1000 different things in your house that can kill you
 
Yeah, because they all get in from outside.
[13:13:09] Stan McStudz: AUSTRALIA
[13:13:21] Will Kirkby: 'STRALIA
[13:13:22] Will Kirkby: f**** YEAH
[13:13:28] McJobless: STRAYA c***
[13:13:42] McJobless: Like you guys have MURCIA, f**** YEAH
[13:13:48] McJobless: We've got STRAYA c***
[13:13:56] Will Kirkby: STRAYA. WHERE YOU CALL CUNTS "MATE" AND MATES "c***"
[13:14:05] McJobless: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, c***.
[13:14:09] Will Kirkby: :D
[13:14:17] Stan McStudz: christ almighty.
[13:14:22] Will Kirkby: *ijustgotcalledacuntbyanaustralian*
[13:14:27] Will Kirkby: *icandiehappynow*
[13:14:50] McJobless: :D

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#63
Cirevam

[10:13:21 PM] origamiguy: fun fact: the welsh count sexual partners to go to sleep
[10:13:57 PM] Doc: Aren't you clever
[10:14:07 PM] origamiguy: I came up with that on the spot
[10:14:11 PM] origamiguy: and I'm proud of it
[10:14:59 PM] Doc: I'll try not to pop your happy bubble for this one
[10:15:21 PM] origamiguy: thanks, I guess?
[10:15:26 PM] Cirevam: Doc counts the number of dreams he's crushed to go to sleep
[10:15:30 PM] Doc: It only sounds a little odd
[10:15:39 PM] Doc: Yay dream dust
[10:15:44 PM] Doc: SSSSSNNNNNNIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF


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#64
McJobless

[10:05:50 AM] origamiguy: I give you a hamburger.
[10:06:28 AM] Philip: NO
[10:09:49 AM] McJobless: Bro, do you even praise the Sun?
[10:10:53 AM] origamiguy: you smile as all 26 dimensions of space become visible to you.
[10:10:58 AM] origamiguy: I give you a hamburger.
[10:11:53 AM] McJobless: I burn the hamburger, shoot you, and then use my Geass powers to rewrite the human subconcious so that you never existed.
[10:12:19 AM] McJobless: (Even though thr writers of Code Geass clearly have no understanding of what the sunconcious is or how it works)
[10:13:14 AM] origamiguy: You travel through all the planes of existence simultaneously, quietly weeping as all of past and future are exposed
[10:13:28 AM] origamiguy: I give you a hamburger.
[10:13:43 AM] McJobless: I stab the author so that this story stops and never continues.
[10:14:23 AM] origamiguy: As he lays on the floor, blood pooling around his body, the author finds the strength to deliver one last sentence
[10:14:33 AM] McJobless: NOOOOOOOOOO
[10:14:34 AM] origamiguy: "I give you a hamburger."
[10:14:47 AM] origamiguy: AND THEN HE WOKE UP AND IT WAS ALL A DREAM
[10:14:50 AM] origamiguy: Fin.
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#65
Alcom1

[11:07:35 PM] Ciprian: Lol
[11:07:43 PM] Ciprian: Cluj is a city.
[11:07:54 PM] Ciprian: Actually, my panflute teacher lives there.
[11:08:20 PM] jamesster: you are one interesting person, y'know that?


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#66
IceHusky²

[2/6/14, 5:46:11 PM] Acmex: I can complain that AMD has somehow run out of BF4 codes.
[2/6/14, 5:46:17 PM] Doc: Lol
[2/6/14, 5:46:25 PM] Acmex: But that's not really a big deal, from what I've heard of BF4 so far
[2/6/14, 5:46:30 PM] Doc: Yeaaaahhh
[2/6/14, 5:46:50 PM] Doc: Jesse Cox is evidently the only person for whom it works fine for
[2/6/14, 5:46:54 PM] Acmex: But muh mantle
[2/6/14, 5:47:42 PM] Cirevam: It's fitting that they called that feature "Mantle" considering that most AMD chips can replace the average fireplace for your home.
[2/6/14, 5:48:02 PM] Doc: It also functions as an afterburner for your tower
[2/6/14, 5:48:15 PM] Doc: Weee jokes

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#67
McSpudz

[17:10:47] Joe9412: The show [Referring to Sonic Boom] looks interesting
[17:11:40] [SGT] Alcom Isst: http://www.youtube.c...h?v=eGw2VPOYxfg [Jamesster's "sanic Racers 2" mod]
[17:12:02] jamesster: don't
[17:12:06] jamesster: give
[17:12:07] jamesster: me
[17:12:08] jamesster: ideas
[17:12:50] Joe9412: Can you feel the sunshine
[17:13:42] [SGT] Alcom Isst: Cryengine...
CAN YOU FEEL THE SHADERS!
DO THEY BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY?!
DON'T YOU FEEL THAT SOMETIMES,
YOU'RE NOT GETTING 60 FRAMES.
[17:13:59] jamesster: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

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#68
jamesster

JrMasterModelBuilder: I just hope that some day I will create something Fox News says is terrible. It would be life-affirming.
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#69
Addictgamer

[3:19:47 AM] Rymec: wait
[3:19:54 AM] Rymec: the pingas wheel is real?
 

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[3:22:17 AM] Ciprian: You go by Mcyer dsfj;dsjfdksj gfsomething now?
[3:22:26 AM] Ciprian: Rymec
[3:22:28 AM] Rymec: yes
[3:22:48 AM] Rymec: I AM DYNAMIC

 

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[3:54:05 AM] Ciprian: But I think too much.
[3:54:17 AM] Rymec: no movie would be made if you write it


#70
McSpudz

[13:47:00] * Joe9412 invited lordzakida
[13:47:06] Joe9412: trolololololol
[13:47:34] L Z: ಠ_ಠ
[13:47:37] * L Z left the chat (Unsubscribed).
[13:49:04] Stan McStudz: TOP LEL
[13:49:17] * Ciprian invited joe_in_the_balls
[13:49:23] Ciprian: aww
[13:49:24] Ciprian: /kick joe_in_the_balls
[13:49:35] Stan McStudz: PFFFT
[13:49:36] Ciprian: hehehe
[13:49:39] Will Kirkby: *groans audibly*
[13:49:45] Ciprian: Well then
[13:49:52] Ciprian: I recall I could kick here :|
 

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#71
McSpudz

[Joe is watching "Twitch Plays Pokemon" (my new addiction)]
 
 
[4:50:48 PM] Joe9412: oh s*** son all they have left is there lvl 45 pidgeot
[4:51:51 PM] Joe9412: NOOOOOO
[4:51:58 PM] Joe9412: YOU MORONS
[4:52:15 PM] [SGT] Alcom Isst: AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[4:52:19 PM | Edited 4:52:30 PM] Joe9412: ONE MORE HIT AND THEY COULD HAVE WON BUT THEY USED TWO f****ING WHIRLWINDS
[4:52:20 PM] [SGT] Alcom Isst: That was brilliant!
[4:52:43 PM] Joe9412: brb I have to go get my gun
[4:54:33 PM] [SGT] Alcom Isst: Joe. Violence is not the answer.
[4:55:05 PM] Joe9412: im not going to kill them
[4:55:09 PM] Joe9412: Joe9412 shoots self
[4:55:23 PM] [SGT] Alcom Isst: Ohhhhhhhhh.
[4:55:28 PM] [SGT] Alcom Isst: So dats what you doing.
[4:55:32 PM] [SGT] Alcom Isst: Okay.


#72
aidenpons

Some smileys have been replaced because of the emote limit.

 

Spoiler'd because of length.

 

Spoiler

 

You know what, I think this is a pretty complete list of the spambots on RRU. :P


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#73
jamesster

[4:34:40 PM] Jim Brickkeeper: Fun fact: after LEGO fired Paul Plougmann was fired, somebody in the Billund offices took the time to photoshop Kjield Kirk Kristiansen into a poster for Lord if the Rings: The Return if the King and sent it to everybody in the office and before the end of the day, hundreds of copies if it were plastered around the office.
[4:34:53 PM] Will Kirkby: [4:34 PM] Jim Brickkeeper: <<< after LEGO fired Paul Plougmann was fired
[4:35:00 PM] McJobless: [4:34 PM] Jim Brickkeeper: <<< after LEGO fired Paul Plougmann was fired
Department of Redundancy Department.
[4:35:01 PM] Will Kirkby: department of redundancy department.
[4:35:02 PM] McJobless: f****ING
[4:35:03 PM] Ramius Antillies: I had to re-read that a couple of times
[4:35:03 PM] McJobless: EY
[4:35:03 PM] Will Kirkby: f****ING
[4:35:05 PM] Will Kirkby: DAMNIT

[4:50:06 PM] Will Kirkby: Today is the day of Deja Vu.
[4:50:16 PM] Joe9412: www.DejaVu.com
[4:50:34 PM] McJobless: what the actual f**** joe
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#74
Addictgamer

[6:01:51 PM] Rymec: I'M A BIG FLAPPY JERK


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[6:04:38 PM] Rymec: "I'm escalating this issue to our level two support department for further investigation."

DAMN STRAIGHT YOU ARE


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[6:07:38 PM] Cirevam: Make a game called Flappy Jerks

[6:08:23 PM] Cirevam: It's where a bunch of gaming companies out of touch with reality try to hire contractors for peanuts
[6:08:26 PM] Cirevam: Literally peanuts
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[12:00:12 PM] Ciprian: 100 out of every 1 clients are idiots.

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[12:06:36 PM] Ciprian: My keyboard is falling asleep and that's all it grabbed


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