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#286
WillKirkby

(note: there were lots of unrelated messages interspersed among these, I've taken them out to emphasize the important bits)

 

[21:02:19] Alcom Isst: Subjective C

[21:11:44] Will Kirkby: then there's the absolutely spectacularly amazing Adjective C

[21:11:59] Will Kirkby: Ejective C, which throws out any code it doesn't like
[21:12:08] Will Kirkby: Projective C, which makes its voice heard
[21:12:14] Triangle717: Is Adverb C or Interjection C a real language?
[21:12:17] Will Kirkby: and Ineffective C, which is entirely useless.
[21:12:42] Noghiri: Ineffective C is only known to us because it was used for the driver handlers in Vista, XP x64, and Windows ME.

[21:13:24] Will Kirkby: @Le: no, since they don't match /[A-Z][a-z]*ective C/

[21:13:33] Triangle717: :D
[21:13:56] Will Kirkby: it's worrying how many non-programming uses I find for regex
[21:18:41] Noghiri: Overprotective C never segfaults.
[21:19:25] Will Kirkby: Introspective C runs entirely using reflection
[21:19:32] Noghiri: Retrospective C requires you to actually use FORTRAN
[21:20:52] Triangle717: While Protective C enables every possible error handler ever.
[21:21:17] Triangle717: Reflective C likes compiling old projects
[21:21:58] Triangle717: And Respective C is oh so polite.
[21:23:22] Noghiri: Prospective C is just a bunch of specs awaiting finalization
[21:26:08] Triangle717: Introspective C inspects itself.
[21:26:35] Triangle717: Elective C voted to not get involved
[21:26:55] Triangle717: Defective C was Dead on Arrival.
[21:38:47] Noghiri: Ablative C is really good at making dust clouds
[21:38:58] Noghiri: Capacitive C holds things for later use
[21:39:16] Noghiri: Causative C is what all things come from
[21:39:41] Noghiri: Disruptive C shouts at you when you're trying to explain something.
 
... then I made a bit of unix magic ...
 
[22:23:16] Will Kirkby: grep "tive$" /usr/share/dict/words | sed -e "s/\b\(.\)/\u\1/" | sed "s/$/ C/"
[22:26:18] Will Kirkby: http://kirk.by/text/5412138ea397e
[22:26:25] Will Kirkby: have a list of programming languages.

[22:27:04] Triangle717: Hypersensitive C drinks way too much coffee.

[22:27:12] Will Kirkby: Unproductive C doesn't drink enough coffee

[22:27:27] Will Kirkby: Seductive C is my kinda language

[22:27:27] Triangle717: Illustrative C: FLOWCHARTS FLOWCHARTS FLOWCHARTS

[22:28:42] Triangle717: Imaginative C comes up with ideas that canot be done.

[22:29:58] Triangle717: Multiplicative C: You have an error, error, error, error.

[22:30:36] Triangle717: Narrative C tells you absolutely everything it is doing in every single step during compiling and debugging.

[22:31:57] Will Kirkby: Primitive C, also known as "C"

[22:31:58] Triangle717: Insensitive C does not care if you forget to declare the type.

[22:32:21] Triangle717: Locomotive C, Laxative C
[22:32:24] Triangle717: I can't even...
[22:32:59] Noghiri: Locomotive C is a special application for European railway lines and will be coming soon to European Railway Simulater 2016.
[22:33:15] Triangle717: Manipulative C likes seducing you into doing it the way its wants.
[22:33:41] Triangle717: Informative C also tells you what it is doing, but it is actually meaningful.
[22:34:14] Triangle717: Incentive C had to bribe you to use it.
[22:34:53] Triangle717: Administrative C tells the other Cs how to act.
[22:35:05] Noghiri: Ablative C jumps in the way of rockets.
[22:35:17] Noghiri: It's also used for the armor code in Unreal.

[22:35:21] Triangle717: Acquisitive C buys out other languages.

[22:35:36] Noghiri: Inquisitive C kills cats.
[22:36:10] Triangle717: Affirmative C assures you everything is OK.
[22:36:39] Triangle717: Creative C: for the artists in your life
[22:37:02] Noghiri: Negative C is the slowest language on the planet and keeps telling you you're wrong.
[22:37:23] Triangle717: Digestive C is actually MiraLAX.
[22:37:52] Triangle717: Figurative C uses lots of examples.
[22:38:10] Triangle717: Hyperactive C makes your CPU usage bounce.
[22:38:26] Triangle717: Hypersensitive C: "DON'T DO THAT!!!!!!!!"
[22:39:15] Noghiri: Psychoactive C is usable in designer antipsychotics
[22:39:36] Triangle717: Nonrestrictive C lets you bypass the syntax rules.
[22:40:29] Triangle717: Photosensitive C can't handle graphics, so it makes command-line programs.
[22:40:56] Triangle717: Perspective C shines a new light on the subject.
[22:41:08] Triangle717: Talkative C: Me, when I am really tired. :P
[22:41:36] Triangle717: Unimaginative C: What's to do something, but has no idea what to do.

[22:42:24] Triangle717: Uncommunicative C: "Don't talk to me."

[22:42:43] Triangle717: Undemonstrative C: "Don't ask for an example."

[22:43:03] Triangle717: Unattractive C: The ugly duckling.

[22:43:54] Triangle717: Supportive C thinks every idea is a great one.

[22:44:16] Triangle717: Retroactive C fires back.

[22:47:22] Will Kirkby: Detective C puts everything in black and white, with a gravelly narration, and slow, smooth jazz in the background.

[22:48:26] Will Kirkby: Vegetative C has been in a coma for the last 10 years.


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#287
Addictgamer

... then I made a bit of unix magic ...


Procreative C is the father of all programming languages.



...

AHEM.

[12:16:52 AM] Cyrem: [5:16:38 PM] Ciprian: Let us know if you die

<<< okay
[12:16:56 AM] Cyrem: i'll try
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#288
Ayliffe

@  Latias4Ever (13 September 2014 - 03:43 PM)I'd assume Xiron would send Freedom Planet to my Humble Account.
@  Ben24x7 (13 September 2014 - 03:43 PM)Stop saying humble, you make it sound soo secretive
@  Ayliffe (13 September 2014 - 03:44 PM) xD
@  Latias4Ever (13 September 2014 - 03:45 PM)https://www.humblebundle.com It's literally called Humble.
@  Latias4Ever (13 September 2014 - 03:45 PM)https://www.humblebundle.com/store Literally.
@  Ben24x7 (13 September 2014 - 03:45 PM)Humble this, humble that
@  Ben24x7 (13 September 2014 - 03:45 PM)Humbly Numbly Bumbly
@  Ayliffe (13 September 2014 - 03:46 PM)Wibbly wobbly humbly wumbly :P
@  Ben24x7 (13 September 2014 - 03:47 PM)Timmy Whimmy
@  Ayliffe (13 September 2014 - 03:47 PM)Tim agrees :P
@  Ben24x7 (13 September 2014 - 03:47 PM)Timmy Whimmy on a blimpy
@  Ben24x7 (13 September 2014 - 03:48 PM)Timmy go wee
@  Ben24x7 (13 September 2014 - 03:49 PM)Blimpy go down
@  Ben24x7 (13 September 2014 - 03:49 PM)Timmy go ahh
@  Ben24x7 (13 September 2014 - 03:49 PM)Timmy go to hell
@  Ayliffe (13 September 2014 - 03:49 PM) xD
 

EDIT:

 

@  Ben24x7:(13 September 2014 - 03:53 PM)Timmy wakey up

@  Ben24x7:(13 September 2014 - 03:53 PM)Timmy sees Satan

@  Ben24x7:(13 September 2014 - 03:53 PM)Timmy sees fire

@  Ben24x7:(13 September 2014 - 03:53 PM)Timmy sees...

@  Ben24x7:(13 September 2014 - 03:53 PM)...DEATH

@  Ben24x7:(13 September 2014 - 03:54 PM)And

@  Ben24x7:(13 September 2014 - 03:54 PM)Timmy sees Blimpy

@  Ben24x7:(13 September 2014 - 03:55 PM)Timmy hug Blimpy

@  Ben24x7:(13 September 2014 - 03:55 PM)Blimpy go pop

@  Ben24x7:(13 September 2014 - 03:55 PM)Timmy go cry

@  MaelstromIsl...:(13 September 2014 - 03:55 PM)._.

@  Ben24x7:(13 September 2014 - 03:56 PM)Timmy go die again

@  MaelstromIsl...:(13 September 2014 - 03:57 PM)please be in heaven this tiem

@  MaelstromIsl...:(13 September 2014 - 03:57 PM)timmy didn't deserve this ._.

@  Ben24x7:(13 September 2014 - 03:58 PM)Timmy wakey up

@  Ayliffe:(13 September 2014 - 03:58 PM)this is quality childrens book material :P

@  Ben24x7:(13 September 2014 - 03:58 PM)Timmy in Heaven

@  Ben24x7:(13 September 2014 - 03:58 PM)Timmy love heaen

@  Ben24x7:(13 September 2014 - 03:58 PM)Timmy needs to pee

@  Ayliffe:(13 September 2014 - 03:59 PM)now we have to find a publisher insane enough to publish this :P

@  Ben24x7:(13 September 2014 - 03:59 PM)Timmy pees at lamppost

@  Ben24x7:(13 September 2014 - 03:59 PM)Timmy thrown off heaven

@  Ben24x7:(13 September 2014 - 03:59 PM)Timmy die from fall damage

@  Ben24x7:(13 September 2014 - 03:59 PM)Timmy die real

@  Ben24x7:(13 September 2014 - 03:59 PM)The End


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#289
Ben24x7

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If the Postman Pat specsavers ad was directed by Michhael Bay:

 

@  Ayliffe (14 September 2014 - 09:44 AM)Postman Pat destroys his hometown   :P
@  Ayliffe (14 September 2014 - 09:45 AM)Should've gone to specsavers   :P
@  Shadowblaze (14 September 2014 - 09:45 AM)But did you really find that image in the game files?   :P
@  Ben24x7 (14 September 2014 - 09:45 AM)Whaaaaaaaat?
@  Ben24x7 (14 September 2014 - 09:45 AM)Oh, THAT, right
@  Ayliffe (14 September 2014 - 09:46 AM)  :P
@  Ben24x7 (14 September 2014 - 09:47 AM)If ONLY that ad was directed by Michael Bay
@  Ayliffe (14 September 2014 - 09:47 AM)*puts letter in door*
@  Ayliffe (14 September 2014 - 09:48 AM)*letter EXPLODES IN SLOW MOTION*   :P
@  Ben24x7 (14 September 2014 - 09:48 AM)*Pat drives into clothes line*
@  Ben24x7 (14 September 2014 - 09:49 AM)*Clothes line explodes*
@  Ayliffe (14 September 2014 - 09:49 AM)*Pat drives into a fence*
@  Ayliffe (14 September 2014 - 09:50 AM)*fence EXPLODES into a million pieces*
@  Ben24x7 (14 September 2014 - 09:51 AM)*Pat puts vegtables into Reverand's house*
@  Ben24x7 (14 September 2014 - 09:51 AM)*Vegtables EXPLODE AND SO DOES THE REVERAND*
@  Shadowblaze (14 September 2014 - 09:52 AM)*Epic orchestral hits start playing*
@  Ayliffe (14 September 2014 - 09:52 AM)*and then the house EXPLODES*

@  Ben24x7 (14 September 2014 - 09:52 AM)*Pats glasses break*

@  Ben24x7 (14 September 2014 - 09:52 AM)*Pat EXPLODES INTO OBLIVION*


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#290
mumboking

@ le717 : (14 September 2014 - 09:10 PM) I am probably going to regret this... but I am going to mock LI2 some more.
@ Xiron : (14 September 2014 - 09:12 PM) Yaaaay!
@ mumboking : (14 September 2014 - 09:12 PM) Hooray
@ mumboking : (14 September 2014 - 09:12 PM) I mean... Huzzah!
@ mumboking : (14 September 2014 - 09:13 PM) Shhhh...
@ le717 : (14 September 2014 - 09:13 PM) I'll be giving live reactions on Skype, and the best bits on Twitter.
@ le717 : (14 September 2014 - 09:14 PM) This is not going to end well.
@ le717 : (14 September 2014 - 09:14 PM) Here goes...
@ mumboking : (14 September 2014 - 09:16 PM) I wonder if the transparency issues will be there this time.
@ le717 : (14 September 2014 - 09:19 PM) Nah, they are fixed. ;)
@ le717 : (14 September 2014 - 09:19 PM) And by Skype, I mean the RRU group. ;)
@ le717 : (14 September 2014 - 09:19 PM) Loaded, let's a go do "my best"!
@ mumboking : (14 September 2014 - 09:20 PM) *Doesn't understand*
@ Xiron : (14 September 2014 - 09:24 PM) So much orange.
@ Cirevam : (14 September 2014 - 09:26 PM) Pepper, what are you doing?

MY BEST
@ Xiron : (14 September 2014 - 09:26 PM) And then there was yellow.
@ mumboking : (14 September 2014 - 09:26 PM) I thought you were light blue?
@ Ben24x7 : (14 September 2014 - 09:27 PM) Yay! 9 seconds! More than half the last film!
@ Cirevam : (14 September 2014 - 09:27 PM) That bloke's too good for cyan
@ Ayliffe : (14 September 2014 - 09:30 PM) A LLAMA IS APPROACHING
@ Ayliffe : (14 September 2014 - 09:30 PM) and my white text is superior :P
@ Ayliffe : (14 September 2014 - 09:31 PM) I still want purple though :P
@ Ayliffe : (14 September 2014 - 09:33 PM) Purple is the best colour in the universe :P
@ Xiron : (14 September 2014 - 09:36 PM) You look quite purple to me. :P

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@ Latias4Ever : (14 September 2014 - 10:09 PM) Oh... Dammit Xiron, your name being orange threw me off.
@ Latias4Ever : (14 September 2014 - 10:09 PM) OH DAMMIT! You've been on for at least an hour now? I didn't notice you because your name isn't Cyan! ;_;
@ Xiron : (14 September 2014 - 10:10 PM) Haha.

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In response to the title of this thread:
@ Arthuriel : (14 September 2014 - 11:54 PM) when I saw the title of the thread, I thought that a rru member finally lost his mind ;)

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A few things cut out here...
@ Addictgamer : (14 September 2014 - 11:17 PM) I love green.
@ Addictgamer : (14 September 2014 - 11:17 PM) Best color ever.
@ Latias4Ever : (14 September 2014 - 11:47 PM) Cyan is my favourite colour.
@ Latias4Ever : (14 September 2014 - 11:47 PM) Unless you consider Gold a colour, though it's mainly a metal.
@ mumboking : (14 September 2014 - 11:47 PM) Cyrem is my favourite colour.
@ mumboking : (14 September 2014 - 11:48 PM) It's closest to #008080
@ Cyrem : (14 September 2014 - 11:55 PM) @mumboking :D
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#291
Alcom1

[2:32:19 AM] Jamesster: i hate minifigure hook hands
[2:32:25 AM] Jamesster: i hate them
[2:32:32 AM] Jamesster: help
[2:32:37 AM] Alcom Isst: Why do you hate them, Jamesster?
[2:32:41 AM] Jamesster: hhhhhhhh
[2:35:03 AM] Jamesster: AHA
[2:35:07 AM] Jamesster: Idea
[2:35:12 AM] Jamesster: I think I've got it
[2:35:31 AM] Alcom Isst: Congratulations?
[2:36:16 AM] Jamesster: yes
[2:36:29 AM] Jamesster: it's 1:36 AM and I'm forming the delicate curvatures of these things
[2:36:32 AM] Jamesster: without my glasses
[2:36:47 AM] Jamesster: which makes it rather hard to see how said curvatures work
[2:47:38 AM] Jamesster: ... what the hell did I just do
[2:47:59 AM] Jamesster: I just went through a massively overcomplicated to get some geometry I could get with a single key stroke
[2:48:24 AM] Jamesster: okay maybe I shouldn't be attempting to model stuff while half of my brain is in la-la land
[2:48:49 AM] Jamesster: now
[2:48:52 AM] Jamesster: do I go to bed now
[2:48:53 AM] Jamesster: or
[2:48:58 AM] Jamesster: do I wrap this up
[2:50:45 AM | Edited 2:50:56 AM] Alcom Isst: Flip a coin.
[2:51:31 AM] Jamesster: now I'm just browsing bloskaldnf roms
[2:51:39 AM] Jamesster: I WILL FINISH THIS HOOK
[2:51:43 AM] Jamesster: I AM 9%P DONE
[2:51:56 AM] Jamesster: THAT IS NINETY FIVE PERFENT
[2:52:34 AM] Jamesster: dear wad I have NO idea what I just did
[2:52:52 AM] Jamesster: http://prntscr.com/4nar3x
[2:53:27 AM] Jamesster: HOW TO SCALE DOWN HALF-CIRCLES BY JAMESSTER
[2:53:50 AM] Jamesster: I think I wanted to... scale them? and I had to... I didn't have to
[2:53:57 AM] Jamesster: DRAW NEW ONES
[2:53:57 AM] High Weedmeigh: That's it.
[2:54:04 AM] Jamesster: YOU HAVE THE MEASRUEMNENTSJKD TRIGHT FREAKING THENRTek
[2:54:05 AM] High Weedmeigh: Confirmed to be working with Ubisoft at EB Expo 2014.
[2:54:17 AM] Jamesster: CONGRATS
[2:54:28 AM] Jamesster: WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING TEN MINUTES AGO
[2:54:33 AM] Jamesster: I SPENT LIKE FIVE MINUTES DOING..> THAT
[2:54:38 AM] Jamesster: WHY
[2:55:08 AM] Jamesster: well I'm going to model a lego hok hand for a pirate beause I CAN
[2:55:52 AM] Jamesster: (ps I need to)
[2:56:06 AM] Jamesster: .. so do I just delete this crap or what
[2:56:09 AM] Jamesster: yes, delete it is
 
[4:55:24 AM] High Weedmeigh: WHAT THE f****
[4:55:25 AM] High Weedmeigh: http://i.imgur.com/AD4UGXj.png
[4:55:28 AM] High Weedmeigh: WHERE'S THE 9 OF HEARTS?!
[4:56:07 AM] Poe: In a young girls heart
[4:56:33 AM] Poe: Get it
[4:59:47 AM] Ciprian: No oh soft jet out Joe
[4:59:49 AM] Ciprian: ...
[4:59:52 AM] Ciprian: What
[5:00:15 AM] Ciprian: I meant to say no I don't get it Joe
[5:01:58 AM] Alcom Isst: Moment of dementia?
[5:02:46 AM] Ciprian: No
[5:03:01 AM] Alcom Isst: Moment of intertia?
[5:03:02 AM] Ciprian: Typing at2 am on a phone
[5:03:08 AM] Ciprian: Does not work out good
[5:03:22 AM] Ciprian: Now I need must sleep
[5:03:44 AM] Ciprian: Goodnight Alcom
[5:04:16 AM] Ciprian: Our morning. What Jane you
[5:04:17 AM] Ciprian: ...
[5:04:24 AM] Ciprian: Or*
[5:04:30 AM] Ciprian: Have*
[5:04:36 AM] Ciprian: Bluh

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#292
WillKirkby

[20:44:34] Noghiri: JC2 is my favorite spiderman game.


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#293
Brigs

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[9:55:27 AM] Alcom Isst: My head hurts after programming this Typing of the Dead Game.
[9:55:38 AM] Alcom Isst: Braaaaaaaaains.
[10:37:41 AM] Alcom Isst: To think that my chosen career was going to turn me into a zombie. Who knew!
[10:37:48 AM] Alcom Isst: Actually it's not much different.
[10:38:21 AM] Alcom Isst: All it comes with is a hunger for brains and an intense desire to produce Flappybird and Minecraft clones.

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