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Original text:

"I still don't get the Freedom Planet craze."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"But it is not free."

 

Commentary, BT? Really?

 

Interestingly, "craze" can be translated as "folly", "mad"  or "boom".

 

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"I still don't get the Freedom Planet craze."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The anger of the world."

 

And here's the path:

Spoiler

 

6 translations we get the particular gem, "I still have to get freedom from planet crazy", which likely describes Xiron's addiction to Freedom Planet Crazy.

 

But since "I still have freedom from the crazy world",  I'm not doing Freedom Planet.

 

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Bad Translator doesn't handle Hamlet very well.

Original text:

" I'll have grounds More relative than this: the play 's the thing Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"King of conscience and กอื่นๆ and later versions."

 

But the path is far more interesting

Spoiler

 

About twenty translations down we are admonished to "View little league games as a nation and the conscience of the King, and here's why."

 

Well, most parents of little leaguers view the teams as if they were nations, and probably care more about the outcome of the game than anyone's conscience, so the advice seems about redundant.

 

We also  "Well, the article was one big game in Great Britain."

 

But the path there claims that "Yes, it is more important than this United Kingdom games article."

 

I must investigate further into this article.


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Original Text:

 

"I like how the moon is cheesey and i like eating all the waffles on the face of the planet, yummy"

 

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"I was like, I love to eat on the planet, cheesey delicious waffles"

 

Cheesey Delicious Waffles. :D


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Original text:

 

"It's been a while since my last post here, let's see what we can do."

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"It was here, in the United Kingdom post office know what to do."

 

It seems that in the UK post office the employees have a certain experience and ability at finding lost stuff. :P By the way, "post" in the result has the same meaning as in the original text, just noticed in the path.

 

Original text:

 

"I completely finished Ratchet and Clank, the first game, yesterday! The last skill point was pretty difficult to get though."

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"The seventh game of the best of today's technology, it is difficult to achieve."

 

Let's take a look at the path:

 

Spoiler

 

"A seventh game is today the best technology, hard to reach." This means that game producers like Insomniac Games, to make their seventh game had to spend time and money on a new technology? :P


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Original text:

"Ultimate Skill Points is going to be another form of point, as well as Mad Pain Points."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This crisis has also hurt."

 

Hmm, so the crisis ITSELF brought on more Mad Pain Points. :P

We are also privileged to see "The endpoints is pain."


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Original Text:

"I ate all the ice cream at chubby land, only for forkmaster G to bring pain to my soul. Fuzzy giant cabbages to you, my good man."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Creamy flavour with Tim Young (g). The flow of sea cows."

 

THE FLOW OF THE SEA COWWWWWSSSSS!!!!