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#31
natcO

Original text:

"are you ready to le?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I'm ready for this?"


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#32
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Original text:

"I have invented a time machine!"

 

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I have a car!"

 

Somehow, having a time machine sounds a bit more exciting than having a car...  :P

 

EDIT:

 

Original text:

"Doctor who is the best show ever."

 

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If a doctor."


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#33
RobExplorien

"Bad translations" are "For professionals".


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#34
EXRicky

Original text:

 

"That's it! You're now a LEGO Wizard. See you around!"

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"Advanced to higher positions."

 

EDIT:

Original text:

 

"Oh my yes, your scorecube."

 

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"Oh, I'm scorecube."



#35
Shadowblaze

Original text:

 

"what happen if i put not grammarly corrected text inside of this white box?"

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"The situation may change as the text for the purpose of Yahoo Messenger."

 

 

Well that actually made kinda sense :P except for the last part obviously.

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Original text:

 

"Not bad, this site can translate phrases in an astonishing way!"

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"... If you are not sure whether the code has been tampered with? You can throw from abroad."

 

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Original text:

 

"BE SHORT BE SHORT BE SHORT BE SHORT"

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"Help, Help"

 

 

lol I laughed so hard at this one :P

 


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#36
natcO

Original text:

"the best of the best is the only best of all of the bests in the best world filled with the best people for the best things....ಠ_ಠ "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The best ice cream in the world ಠಠ gifted."

Original text:

"EXricky is ausome!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Room EXricky"

 

*rewrites dictianary

 

Room:noun. an RRU member of ausomeness.

 

Original text:

"RRU:for ledgends"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Posted by legend of the Opera:"

 

is that a new member?

 

Original text:

""we need potatoes""

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"French:"

 

ಠ_ಠ



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Original text:
 
"Lord merCy was such an epic administrator for Rock Raiders United. I'm sure maveriC will be just as good!"
 
...27 translations later, Bing gives us:
 
"In the United States and the Antichrist, and school leaders. Did you know."

 

 

I bet the Illuminati Conspiracy Theorists are going to have a field day. "The gov. is harboring the Antichrist. Check. Knew that already. Oh wait, what's this? School teachers? O_O It looks like the Conspiracy is even bigger than we thought guys."



#38
natcO

Original text:

"Jimbob Jeffers"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Thanks JimBob John Jeffers"

WHO???

Original text:

"rock raiders united is a modding comunity where legoislandftw is a member,and merCy is the administrator"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The United States and predator management care legoislandftw rock."

WHAT.....THE.....f***

Original text:

"merCy"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This is a good thing."

 

A good translation?

 

Original text:

"A good translation?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Translation of Iran?"

ಠ_ಠ

 

 

Original text:

"what the F***?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"PS-I know, I know."

 

SONY:they know,they know.

 

Original text:

"SONY:they know,they know."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Sony: you know, you know."

 

no,you know!


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#39
natcO

Original text:

"Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"As far as I understand that this climate of language and customs in the text"

 

Original text:

"Need something really translated?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Partnership"


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#40
aidenpons

Original text:

"This is utterly stupid and must die along with Twitch's Pokemon. Grr."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"But in reality. Carpenter directed by Ng's death."

 

Original text:

"How did this get over forty thousand likes on face book? Why did this even happen? I don't know."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"More than 40 people here. He doesn't know about it."

 

No... he doesn't know.... :P

 

Original text:

"Ackuna is a Google Translate like website that uses crowd sourcing to translate, store, and organize text into various languages using a multi lingual community."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Google translate, transport and other linguistic groups and organisations in Alves is Louisiana. ..."

 

 

Original text:

"Die now and curse in vain."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The curse of death"

Ok, that's not too funny, but it did go via: 'Cursed is put to death for free.'

 

 

Original text:

"Go die in a hole. In fact, I can help you with that if only you'd lend me a knife and a spade..."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If death knife and sword around, why do I want to."

 

Original text:

"This really needs to be archived somewhere safe for future generations."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Indeed, it is a monument."

Yes. It is.

 

Original text:

"Such a pretty avatar, that top one, but not a single post. What a shame. It would be a great waste for a user with such a distinguished avatar to remain in the approximately 70% of RRU users who have never posted."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"A better way to work, love attack (road) 70% instead."

It also went via: It's just, better photo, but it will work. My heart. using letter of avatar paralysis was about 70% of users (Street).

What the... :o

 

Original text:

"Are you ready to le?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The loan."

 

Are you ready to leave Lego Island? If you select the green brick, you take out a loan, if you select the red brick, you stay and work until you can pay it. Green loan, red stay. :P

 

Original text:

"If you select the green brick, you go!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"You see, if you want to."

 

NO I DON'T WANT TO SEE :P

 

Original text:

"Pepper"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"PP"

 

Original text:

"Clickety-Brick, quick, a trick!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Experts recommend that children with Klikit"

 

Original text:

"Experts recommend that children with Klikit"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Experts"

 

Original text:

"1) I posted all of that in the Quotes topic. 2) @Quis, I dumped that into the Bad Translator. 3) I dumped this into the Bad Translator. "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"(1 translation leaves (2) @ much left (3), mad pain points)"

 

Yes... mad pain points... :P

 

Original text:

"I am going to stop now. This is the last one."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"What was the last time that it was open to the public."

 

Just now, I think. :P

 



#41
Fushigisaur

Original text: "Pepper" ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "PP"


Just 'pepper?' why not

"Pepper, what are you doing?"

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Go Jamaica pepper, what do?"

Once again

"Pepper, what are you doing?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Ground black pepper."

(one of the phrases it whent through this time was "Thailand is not prosperous" ????)

ONCE AGAIN

"Pepper, what are you doing?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Thai Red chili pepper (s)"

ONCE AGAIN

"Pepper, what are you doing?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Thailand Chile or something like that."

(what is it with Thailand?)

ONCE AGAIN

"Pepper, what are you doing?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"All of the species?"

Okay, last time.

"Pepper, what are you doing?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Pepper-Thailand is not so bad, after all."

(Thailand again? Also one of the lines it went throguh was "Thailand Chili does nothing")


....


"My best!!!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Even more."

...okay.

"Go Jamaica pepper, what do?"

"Even more."



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#42
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Original text:
"I am Heavy Weapons Guy. I eat Sandvich."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"I'm a sandwich instead of heavy weapons." 


Full Sequence:
Spoiler


Some how it kept heavy weapons and sandwich.


Original text:
"I am AIV Treader."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"BUSCO flu."

Again, the full path for failure.

Spoiler



Back to English: I'm dawn avian influenza virus. AIV may make some say bird, and it just went down hill from there.

Take two for a name:

Original text:

"I am Treader."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... My name is Don."


This is just here to be here:

Spoiler


Treader to dawn to Don and that is about it. Not bad discounting the fact that someone named Treader is very unlikely to answer to Don.

Now to see how the various trannys compare.

Original text:

"Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The Zoo hosts and for adults."

Spoiler



"Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. "

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. "

Spoiler


"Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. "

...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

" Bdina. "

Spoiler


I don't know what would stink more, the gas, or the quality of these translations.
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#43
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: Yes... mad pain points... :P

I might think this an apt term to describe what one gets from flappy bricks if I didn't find it so soothing and enjoyable.


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#44
Shadowblaze

Oh my gosh...

 

Original text:

 

"Flappy Bird"

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"Big Dick"

 

I didn't want to bypass the word filter, or break the rules in any way, but this is too funny.


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#45
JimbobJeffers

Original text:
 
"Fox in socks
Call Mr. Knox sir, rru lost it's socks sir. Soxroxknoxsclox."
 
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
 
"Class Knox Sheriff bass and Fox. Soxroksknoxsklox."
 
 
 
Interesting, not too bad. Let's try SDL.
 
 
 
Original text:
 
"Fox in socks
Call Mr. Knox sir, rru lost it's socks sir. Soxroxknoxsclox."
 
...6 translations later, SDL gives us:
 
"The female of the fox in the Appointment of halves Dhr. The gentleman of Knox, the rru lost that this is the sokmeneer. Soxroxknoxsclox."

 

 

 

 

wat

One last try. TransPerfect, can you really be perfect?

 

 

 

Original text:
 
"Fox in socks
Call Mr. Knox sir, rru lost it's socks sir. Soxroxknoxsclox."
 
...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:
 
"Kullanr Schlue atr voc M Knox rru. Cules hangi Soxroxknoxsclox."
 
 
 
What? I don't even...

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